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love it t/y


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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

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Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he was
having impure thoughts about his sister.
"Is this a sin, Father?" he asked.
The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is a sin. Look
at the two beautiful brothers you have."

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4 Whole Wheat Pancakes:


1 Cup Aunt Jemina Whole Wheat Pancake Mix 480 calorie .5g Fat 0 (SF)sat fat1 Cup Fat Free Milk with A & D added 90 Calories 0 Fat� cup Eggbeaters 30 Calories 0 Fat1 Tbs Safflower Oil 120 calorie (all oils) 12.6 Mf 73.4 Pf 9.6 Sf 1 tsp Promise Nonfat Margarine 3 calories 0 fatSpray Pam Fat Free Butter Spray 0 calories 0 fat� cup Smuckers Sugar Free Breakfast syrup 30 calories 0 fat


Total Calories 753 = 188 per pancake WITH butter and syrup YES!!!!

You can use water and knock off 90 calories of the Milk and no Promise Margarine of 3 calories but 93 Calorie is the same calories in 1 piece of whole wheat toast with butter ...

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Two rabbis, one Reformed and the other Orthodox, were
discussing their respective congregations one day.

The Reformed rabbi asked the Orthodox leader, "Why
don't you let the men and women of your congregation
sit together, as they do in my temple?"

The Orthodox rabbi, known for his sense of humor,
replied, "If you want to know the truth, I don't
really mind them sitting together at all. But, you
see, my sermons aren't that interesting and I just
can't have them sleeping together."