The Confessional

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Two rabbis, one Reformed and the other Orthodox, were
discussing their respective congregations one day.

The Reformed rabbi asked the Orthodox leader, "Why
don't you let the men and women of your congregation
sit together, as they do in my temple?"

The Orthodox rabbi, known for his sense of humor,
replied, "If you want to know the truth, I don't
really mind them sitting together at all. But, you
see, my sermons aren't that interesting and I just
can't have them sleeping together."