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Doc logic

01/31/22 11:53 PM

#440173 RE: MI Dendream #440172

MI Dendream,

They walked into a bar of gold from hundreds of truckloads left as a down payment by big pharmas right?; ). Best wishes.
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ralphazard

02/01/22 6:46 PM

#440481 RE: MI Dendream #440172

A flow cytometry analyst, a manufacturing manager and a validation engineer walk into a bar and order drinks. There is a window at the bar and they notice two people walking into a building across the street. Half an hour later, three people walk out the door of the same building. The flow cytometry analyst says, "Gee, the laser must have failed to detect and analyze the correct number of people entering the building". The manufacturing manager says, "They must have made one more person while they were in the building." The validation engineer says, "If one more person goes into that building, it will be empty." The bartender shuts them off.
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Chiugray

02/05/22 12:36 PM

#441580 RE: MI Dendream #440172

Here goes: A Flow Cytometry Analysis specialist, a Manufacturing Manager, and a Validation Engineer walk into a bar and orders drinks and ask for a menu.

Bartender: Sorry only drinks today, no food. The chef was fired yesterday, finger got stuck inside the dishwasher. Embarrassing.

Flow Cytometry Analysis Specialist: (proudly) Simple diagnosis. The finger is blocking the water from reaching the water level sensor that activates release of detergent.

Manufacturing Manager: The key is to remove the finger. That will remove the blockage.

Validation Engineer: And turn the dishwasher off for a minute. That will reset the sensors.

Bartender: No, no, no. The chef was fired because the dishwasher was pissed and was threatening to sue the owner. You guys must work for that AF guy.

Validation Engineer: That's right, we are his biotech investment advisors. How did you know?
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Judge Smails 40

02/05/22 9:45 PM

#441617 RE: MI Dendream #440172

Give me the strongest thing you got