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Re: MI Dendream post# 440172

Saturday, 02/05/2022 12:36:09 PM

Saturday, February 05, 2022 12:36:09 PM

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Here goes: A Flow Cytometry Analysis specialist, a Manufacturing Manager, and a Validation Engineer walk into a bar and orders drinks and ask for a menu.

Bartender: Sorry only drinks today, no food. The chef was fired yesterday, finger got stuck inside the dishwasher. Embarrassing.

Flow Cytometry Analysis Specialist: (proudly) Simple diagnosis. The finger is blocking the water from reaching the water level sensor that activates release of detergent.

Manufacturing Manager: The key is to remove the finger. That will remove the blockage.

Validation Engineer: And turn the dishwasher off for a minute. That will reset the sensors.

Bartender: No, no, no. The chef was fired because the dishwasher was pissed and was threatening to sue the owner. You guys must work for that AF guy.

Validation Engineer: That's right, we are his biotech investment advisors. How did you know?
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