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Please, in what way was Terri Schiavo NOT neglected?
Thank you.
Aquarius
All the while $VIX settles to oblivion!
Aquarius
Quotes proven invaluable in human history.
Aquarius
Let's see -
you want Arabia, Syria, and Iran governments replaced,
but not Iraq.
Do I have this correct?
Aquarius
MH re: "100,000 Iraqi civilians dead"
Where did this come from?
Was it liberal geopolitical expert Janeanne Garafolo?
Or did you make it up yourself?
Thanks in advance,
Aquarius
MH, sign up for Nader in '04!
Edwards will pollute and kill a lot more
folks than Ralph, and even more mollusks,
too!
Get with Ralph, he's the only clean,
green candidate. Value our environment,
it may be your last chance!
Aquarius
Every illegal Mexican alien will
receive a previously unemployed
American pair as servants, along
with that coveted California
driver's license.
Aquarius
Student of history, what could be more damning of communism than its practical result (which you have forgotten, I think)?
It is communism's ridiculous, perverse presumptions concerning human nature! These survive all calamities, sort of like iron turds. They are uncovered over and over again by "geniuses", and somehow identified as gemstones.
What is worse is that socialism relies completely on the same false presumptions, and in the end, is practically indistinguishable from its noble cousin.
Good luck.
Aquarius
Funny, even Castro has 88% approval in CA.
What "Bush" are we talking about?
Aquarius
Hey! Be more careful!
BR,
Aquarius
Zeev, could we have your thoughts on
how many kilograms of Americium(241) or
any similar radioactive material might
be required to turn a small oil tanker
into a reasonable "dirty bomb?"
I admit, it is much easier to ask you
than to re-capture junior level physics
capabilities! But perhaps you are
interested also; and I know your
"physics" are far less atrophied than mine!
BR,
Aquarius
Please accept my vote for expulsion,
if there is still time.
BR,
Aquarius
Let's see now, we have
occupation - 10 mbp
domination - 10 mbp
burial of 500,000 innocent civilians - 10 mbp
viceroy Tom's palace - 10 mbp
reconstruction of infrastructure palaces - 100 mbp
perpetual flame - 10 mbp
democrat whinning and bitching - 1000 mbp
You are right: yes, we are screwed.
BR,
Aquarius
Syl attempts to dominate the thread,
and further, his purpose and manner are
inconsistent with the stated topic,
and rational communication.
Sorry I was obtuse.
BR,
Aquarius
Yes; GREAT POST; there are so many well considered and relevant points.
But, why not consider Bush's deplorable inability
to seperate the goal of disarming Sadam, from
the goal of deposing him? True psychosis, right?
What you really want, is to go in, and disarm Sadam,
but leave Sadam under full control of Iraq, do I have it
right? America can disarm, whatever the cost; but
under no circumstances, interfere with the incumbency?
Brilliant deduction, just like 40% pop. here in the US.
Not to mention, the elite News Media has equal perspicacity!
Great work!
Aquarius
(ed)Well yes, but, Syl is certainly smarter than
Janeane Garafolo, who speaks on national televison!
(of course, the leech is, also).
What a dilemma!
BR,
Aquarius
(edited)Sure, but are you counting Gray's little deficit?
(Perhaps you have paid it off personally, already; great work)
BR,
Aquarius
Many are overjoyed, and concede the resolution won't pass.
UN has no responsibility for safety of Americans,
nor does it care much about safety of Iraqis.
UN cares more about oil deals committed by Stalin's
most successful disciple, apparently.
Good luck on your future thread,
Aquarius
Bye bye.
BR,
Aquarius
YES! Spin California off immediately,
or at least cede it back to Mexico.
(New York may have to follow, shortly).
Oregon and Washington are also quite
expendable.
Great idea!
BR,
Aquarius
Comments on eyepopping TRIN (^STI.N)?
TIA,
Aquarius
The burning desire to spend other people's money
is a common affliction. Suggest you seek treatment.
Aquarius
He blew himself up a long time ago.
Nice catch!
AQ.
- Patty declares "IN THE RING" for 2004 -
Senator Patty joined the fray today in pursuit
of the democrat nomination.
"My exploratory committee will be really
new, and really different! We are gonna
be looking for a huge groundswell from
customers of Osama's day care centers!"
"Some of the largest opportunities for
democrats always are found in cities
like New York. And, our research has
already shown a fantastic impact of
Osama's day care centers, in that
very comfortable democrat enclave!"
Patty continued "And, hint, hint - guess
what just might happen? We have been
in close communication with that wisp
of Philanthropy, osama, himself. HE
HAS NOT RULED OUT JOINING MY TICKET!"
"Just think, elementary students
around the US can finally be exposed
to the most heroric Philanthropist,
since Idi Amin! We are gonna take
this election, hands down, with day
care centers for every community,
village, and hamlet!"
"And, besides, if Osama somehow becomes
unavaible, we always have that oil-soaked
duck in the freezer!"
Go, Patty, Go!
AQ.
OK it's unanimous, more "Patty"
(You're too kind, Sarai)
Yours,
AQ.
ET, If only she would be replaced by
muskrat or better!
But there can be no guarantee, considering
the neighborhood.
My real concern is this: Patty seems
not atypical of a.francine's "factoid"
dispensing United States congress.
For example, I am continuously amused to
hear that the US is "loosing" the
war on terror! Good for grins, though!
(to confess: I would almost hate to loose
Patty, like Lott's critics hated to loose him!)
Yours,
AQ.
arabianfrancine,
I am still studying the link you graciously provided;
it appears rich in humorous (I mean, really wacko!)
material. No doubt, I shall make an effort, however
unworthy.
Great find, and thanks!
AQ.
Another must see from Sarai,
I am standing here, beside myself, laughing!
Thanks,
AQ.
Once again, I am kilt by your mere posting.
(How do you do it?)
Much deflated,
Aquarius
^Patty announces surrender of US GOVT^
"The war of the oil bumpkins, against terror, has been lost"
announced Patty, on the first day of 2003."
"Seeing as usamma continues his PHILANTHROPIC activities,
to this 400th day following the destruction of the
unfortunately named "World" trade center, can it be more
clear that midwestern oil morons have screwed up?"
Patty turned the keys of US aircraft carriers and submarines over to the noble usamma, today, in capitulation. Senators
Clinton, Daschle, and Kennedy exuberantly joined the gaila.
"usamma alone, in his clarity, can bend these resources to
Allah's needs: PHILANTHROPY shall finally rule!"
Patty also announced a new plan for infrastucture highways to be constructed in the Arctic Ocean: "Inspired by the works of Osama, we have realized that everybody, including polar bears and arctic wolves need infrastructure! Soon, even they will understand!"
You go, girl!
+Patty "ON-SITE" at devestated muslim religious school+
"Reports from Pakistani officials in South Waziristan, the tribal administrative zone on the Pakistani side of the border, said at least two members of the Pakistani Border Scouts were killed in the bombing, which they said hit a Muslim religious school on the Pakistani side of the border in which some of the Border Scouts had taken refuge."
Patty choked back her tears "Here, in Waziristan, the final outrage has been perpetrated. American bombs, which on average, have been targeted at 15 to 20 muslim religious schools each, have finally succeeded in taken out the last, remaining school. Not to mention, 75 or 80 muslim hospitals
have turned up missing, at each strike. Also, roads, librarires, and other crucial infrastructure, which could be found at every street corner, thanks to the PHILANTHROPIC work
of usama, are now very hard to find."
"Plus, Patty sobbed, the noble SCOUTS, those guys who are
DEDICATED to PHILANTHROPY, and have been known to dispense it at the drop of a turban, lost two of their number!"
Patty today introduced a brilliant new bill in congress:
"America must build 1 billion muslim schools immediately, following in the footsteps of noble usamma, to begin the replacement of the 200 to 300 billion which, by local count,
have now been destroyed by American bombs."
"Since Americans, unlike arab sultans, sheiks, princes, and kings, are absolutely LOADED with money, can it be more obvious where the funds need to be extracted? Alaska also
might be a good choice . . . that fornicating state actually
pays money to Americans who happen to live there . . . truly
an abomination against Allah!"
You go, girl!
Aquarius
+Patty "ON-SITE" at devestated muslim religious school+
"Reports from Pakistani officials in South Waziristan, the tribal administrative zone on the Pakistani side of the border, said at least two members of the Pakistani Border Scouts were killed in the bombing, which they said hit a Muslim religious school on the Pakistani side of the border in which some of the Border Scouts had taken refuge."
Patty choked back her tears "Here, in Waziristan, the final outrage has been perpetrated. American bombs, which on average, have been targeted at 15 to 20 muslim religious schools each, have finally succeeded in taken out the last, remaining school. Not to mention, 75 or 80 muslim hospitals
have turned up missing, at each strike. Also, roads, librarires, and other crucial infrastructure, which could be found at every street corner, thanks to the PHILANTHROPIC work
of usama, are now very hard to find."
"Plus, Patty sobbed, the noble SCOUTS, those guys who are
DEDICATED to PHILANTHROPY, and have been known to dispense it at the drop of a turban, lost two of their number!"
Patty today introduced a brilliant new bill in congress:
"America must build 1 billion muslim schools immediately, following in the footsteps of noble usamma, to begin the replacement of the 200 to 300 billion which, by local count,
have now been destroyed by American bombs."
"Since Americans, unlike arab sultans, sheiks, princes, and kings, are absolutely LOADED with money, can it be more obvious where the funds need to be extracted? Alaska also
might be a good choice . . . that fornicating state actually
pays money to Americans who happen to live there . . . truly
an abomination against Allah!"
You go, girl!
Aquarius
Sarai,
THANKS, when I can stop laughing, I will
nomimate you as poster of the year!
Yours,
Aquarius
= "Fruitcake Coalition" Launched! =
Senator Patty of Washington State
continues to exhibit her statesmanship
and leadership.
"When I realized the arab peoples
were so darned poor because nature
had cheated them out of all natural
resources, I was just sick!"
To ease the lives of destitute
folks, born not according to their
choosing, tens of thousands of
miles from the abundant resources of
the United States, where almost
everyone is rich, Patty has established
a new coalition with the freedom
fighters of usama.
"Since our coalition was born in
December, we shall be known as
"The Fruitcake Coalition!!!!"
Unfortunately, one of the media
present chose that opportunity to
advise Senator Patty that the
arab lands were indeed also devoid
of fruitcake!
"Oh my GOD," lamented Patty," surely
this unnatural travesty must be brought
immediately to the attention of the American
People. Even the generosity of usama
has not been adequate!"
Good luck, Patty and Usama:
May the Fruitcake Coalition restore
all natural resources to the Arab
lands, including fruitcake!
[next week: Patty learns about
arab royalty! - don't miss it]
Go, Patty!
Aquarius
- Coalition gains ground in Yemen -
"Usama's Philanthropic activities have
really taken hold of late in Yemen,"
according to Senator Patty of Washington.
"Important medical infrastructure
resources have been
really 'goosed up' just in the last few
hours!" Patty crowed.
In a recent visit to Yemen, Patty says
she was "almost unable to find a single
arab in need of medical attention!".
"The Yemenis are really
happy now, thanks to infrastucture
which usama was able to sneak in here!"
Patty visited an arab celebration this
evening. "The spectacular ululations
of the arab women, in celebration of
some local triumph or other (without
doubt,
thanks to usama) was really quite
dramatic and gripping." Patty pledged
to redouble her efforts to unite with
usama, and help bring up the living
standards of all arab peoples.
Patty noted: In these desolate lands,
with absolutely NO natural resources,
it is only fitting that REALLY RICH
folks of Washington State, and the
REALLY RICH folks of the US, should
begin to take some responsibility in
the world. "It's about time we grew up"
chortled Patty.
Patty did come up with yet another
especially brilliant idea: "Why not
share the abundant natural resources
of the United States, and Alaska, with
these poverty striken folks here on this
desolate arabian penninsula - or who
knows, maybe even other destitute arabs,
where there are NO NATURAL RESOURCES,
like Syria and Iraq?"
You go, girl!
Good luck, Senator Patty!
Aquarius
- Upcoming Philanthropic Activities -
Usama announces "have ticket, will travel -
to North Korea!!!"
Usama and Senator Patty have set up a new
round of Philanthropy to be executed in
North Korea.
Usama wants to build some day cares and
preschools, so the standing Army can be
expanded to 2 million men.
Senator Patty wanted some women in there,
too, but she was outvoted by Usama and Kim
Jong Il. Osammie has assured Patty that
the North Korean fairer sex will get some
great opportunities, too. Some new
underground infrastructure storage facilities,
sometimes called "caves" by the sadistic American
military-industrial complex can be used for sewing
uniforms. At first, Patty was just a little
pissed . . . Think she is OK now though.
Other infrastructure plans include 1,923
Universities located near Seoul and Inchon.
A few dozen mobile, 40 knot ocean born universites
and health care clinics will be established,
as soon as American air craft carriers show
up.
A few additional flying universities,
flying highways, flying hospitals,
and flying subways round out
the infrastructure lot, just as soon
as the nukes (I mean, libraries) are ready.
Usama had hoped to fly over San Francisco, but
Patty is a little worried about the weather.
It may be a little tough targeting the city
by the bay with just a simple toilet nuke.
Patty has promised Osammie "we'll get it
in there, somehow, big guy!"
Good Luck, Patty!
Aquarius
Hi, Paula,
You folks could've elected a bear if you wanted
to surprise us.
You could've elected a sea otter.
You could've dunked a duck in crude, and leaked
to the press that he was found in ANWAR, at an
illegal republican drilling rig! (The duck would
now have his picture on the one dollar bill; and
never fear; the press would've never thought of
checking his habitat to see if it included ANWAR)
You could've elected a planarian, or flatworm
pulled from the Columbia.
But NO! You folks had to elect a chest pounding
disciple of usama bin laden!
Congratulations on your success!
Aquarius
Sarai, could I suggest,
It is Saudi muslim educational systems that purvey the
propenderance of anti western (if not, anti Jewish) sentiment.
I submit that family Saud considers it essential to provide
a decoy enemy, to distract attention of subjugated groups
from itself. I fear this training, crucial to the Saudis,
propagates through the arab and muslim world, informally,
since usama forgot to put up the schools as Patty asked
him!
Good Luck,
Aquarius
Hi, Basserdan,
Thanks, but I am not quite sure what you mean about the
links. The best, funniest ones I can find come from Sly . . .
All my stuff comes strictly anecdotally. Unlike Patty
who obviously has all the facts on Usama's real life
activities!
Yours,
Aquarius
Chapter Pakistan: Usama charities become
famous, worldwide!
Senator Patty was explaining today "Living standards
in Pakistan, especially along the Afghan border, have
taken a tremendous leap forward, in the last few weeks!"
"What could be the cause? she mused, smugly."
"Why of course, it's that wonder Usama, spreading his
seeds of charity and benevolence around Pakistan."
Some folks claim it's hard to find Usama, though . .
"Just not true, clarifies Patty". Why, just ask any fat,
healthy Pakistani in the tribal areas that you might run
across! They all know where Usama's "digs" are!
And in fact, they check in for three squares a day, with
guess who, Usama himself!"
Patty castigated Rummy a little harshly: "That guy couldn't
find a free lunch if his life depended on it!"
So, the arab and muslim world are indeed alive with chatter
about Usama's benevolence. "Don't know how we could've missed
it, confesses Bill Clinton and Al Gore! If we had only known
about Usama's brilliant Philanthropic activities, we would've
never hurled those cruise missles at his universities! If
only Patty had said something, then!"
Stupid republicans still think Usama's popularity is due
to his success in killing Americans, westerners, and Jews!
What flaming morons!
Good luck,
Aquarius