Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Hi, Paula,

You folks could've elected a bear if you wanted
to surprise us.

You could've elected a sea otter.

You could've dunked a duck in crude, and leaked
to the press that he was found in ANWAR, at an
illegal republican drilling rig! (The duck would
now have his picture on the one dollar bill; and
never fear; the press would've never thought of
checking his habitat to see if it included ANWAR)

You could've elected a planarian, or flatworm
pulled from the Columbia.

But NO! You folks had to elect a chest pounding
disciple of usama bin laden!

Congratulations on your success!

Aquarius