Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

- Patty declares "IN THE RING" for 2004 -

Senator Patty joined the fray today in pursuit
of the democrat nomination.

"My exploratory committee will be really
new, and really different! We are gonna
be looking for a huge groundswell from
customers of Osama's day care centers!"

"Some of the largest opportunities for
democrats always are found in cities
like New York. And, our research has
already shown a fantastic impact of
Osama's day care centers, in that
very comfortable democrat enclave!"

Patty continued "And, hint, hint - guess
what just might happen? We have been
in close communication with that wisp
of Philanthropy, osama, himself. HE
HAS NOT RULED OUT JOINING MY TICKET!"

"Just think, elementary students
around the US can finally be exposed
to the most heroric Philanthropist,
since Idi Amin! We are gonna take
this election, hands down, with day
care centers for every community,
village, and hamlet!"

"And, besides, if Osama somehow becomes
unavaible, we always have that oil-soaked
duck in the freezer!"

Go, Patty, Go!

AQ.