Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

= "Fruitcake Coalition" Launched! =

Senator Patty of Washington State
continues to exhibit her statesmanship
and leadership.

"When I realized the arab peoples
were so darned poor because nature
had cheated them out of all natural
resources, I was just sick!"

To ease the lives of destitute
folks, born not according to their
choosing, tens of thousands of
miles from the abundant resources of
the United States, where almost
everyone is rich, Patty has established
a new coalition with the freedom
fighters of usama.

"Since our coalition was born in
December, we shall be known as
"The Fruitcake Coalition!!!!"

Unfortunately, one of the media
present chose that opportunity to
advise Senator Patty that the
arab lands were indeed also devoid
of fruitcake!

"Oh my GOD," lamented Patty," surely
this unnatural travesty must be brought
immediately to the attention of the American
People. Even the generosity of usama
has not been adequate!"

Good luck, Patty and Usama:
May the Fruitcake Coalition restore
all natural resources to the Arab
lands, including fruitcake!

[next week: Patty learns about
arab royalty! - don't miss it]

Go, Patty!
Aquarius