Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

Chapter Pakistan: Usama charities become
famous, worldwide!

Senator Patty was explaining today "Living standards
in Pakistan, especially along the Afghan border, have
taken a tremendous leap forward, in the last few weeks!"

"What could be the cause? she mused, smugly."

"Why of course, it's that wonder Usama, spreading his
seeds of charity and benevolence around Pakistan."

Some folks claim it's hard to find Usama, though . .

"Just not true, clarifies Patty". Why, just ask any fat,
healthy Pakistani in the tribal areas that you might run
across! They all know where Usama's "digs" are!
And in fact, they check in for three squares a day, with
guess who, Usama himself!"

Patty castigated Rummy a little harshly: "That guy couldn't
find a free lunch if his life depended on it!"

So, the arab and muslim world are indeed alive with chatter
about Usama's benevolence. "Don't know how we could've missed
it, confesses Bill Clinton and Al Gore! If we had only known
about Usama's brilliant Philanthropic activities, we would've
never hurled those cruise missles at his universities! If
only Patty had said something, then!"

Stupid republicans still think Usama's popularity is due
to his success in killing Americans, westerners, and Jews!
What flaming morons!

Good luck,
Aquarius