Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

^Patty announces surrender of US GOVT^

"The war of the oil bumpkins, against terror, has been lost"
announced Patty, on the first day of 2003."

"Seeing as usamma continues his PHILANTHROPIC activities,
to this 400th day following the destruction of the
unfortunately named "World" trade center, can it be more
clear that midwestern oil morons have screwed up?"

Patty turned the keys of US aircraft carriers and submarines over to the noble usamma, today, in capitulation. Senators
Clinton, Daschle, and Kennedy exuberantly joined the gaila.

"usamma alone, in his clarity, can bend these resources to
Allah's needs: PHILANTHROPY shall finally rule!"

Patty also announced a new plan for infrastucture highways to be constructed in the Arctic Ocean: "Inspired by the works of Osama, we have realized that everybody, including polar bears and arctic wolves need infrastructure! Soon, even they will understand!"

You go, girl!