Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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- Coalition gains ground in Yemen -

"Usama's Philanthropic activities have
really taken hold of late in Yemen,"
according to Senator Patty of Washington.

"Important medical infrastructure
resources have been
really 'goosed up' just in the last few
hours!" Patty crowed.

In a recent visit to Yemen, Patty says
she was "almost unable to find a single
arab in need of medical attention!".
"The Yemenis are really
happy now, thanks to infrastucture
which usama was able to sneak in here!"

Patty visited an arab celebration this
evening. "The spectacular ululations
of the arab women, in celebration of
some local triumph or other (without
doubt,
thanks to usama) was really quite
dramatic and gripping." Patty pledged
to redouble her efforts to unite with
usama, and help bring up the living
standards of all arab peoples.

Patty noted: In these desolate lands,
with absolutely NO natural resources,
it is only fitting that REALLY RICH
folks of Washington State, and the
REALLY RICH folks of the US, should
begin to take some responsibility in
the world. "It's about time we grew up"
chortled Patty.

Patty did come up with yet another
especially brilliant idea: "Why not
share the abundant natural resources
of the United States, and Alaska, with
these poverty striken folks here on this
desolate arabian penninsula - or who
knows, maybe even other destitute arabs,
where there are NO NATURAL RESOURCES,
like Syria and Iraq?"

You go, girl!

Good luck, Senator Patty!
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