Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Aquarius]

- Upcoming Philanthropic Activities -
Usama announces "have ticket, will travel -
to North Korea!!!"

Usama and Senator Patty have set up a new
round of Philanthropy to be executed in
North Korea.

Usama wants to build some day cares and
preschools, so the standing Army can be
expanded to 2 million men.

Senator Patty wanted some women in there,
too, but she was outvoted by Usama and Kim
Jong Il. Osammie has assured Patty that
the North Korean fairer sex will get some
great opportunities, too. Some new
underground infrastructure storage facilities,
sometimes called "caves" by the sadistic American
military-industrial complex can be used for sewing
uniforms. At first, Patty was just a little
pissed . . . Think she is OK now though.

Other infrastructure plans include 1,923
Universities located near Seoul and Inchon.

A few dozen mobile, 40 knot ocean born universites
and health care clinics will be established,
as soon as American air craft carriers show
up.

A few additional flying universities,
flying highways, flying hospitals,
and flying subways round out
the infrastructure lot, just as soon
as the nukes (I mean, libraries) are ready.

Usama had hoped to fly over San Francisco, but
Patty is a little worried about the weather.
It may be a little tough targeting the city
by the bay with just a simple toilet nuke.

Patty has promised Osammie "we'll get it
in there, somehow, big guy!"

Good Luck, Patty!
Aquarius