The company obviously did this to honor you since you are such a prolific blue poster.

That'll be quite enough from you!

Looks like IPCI is getting ready to run. Heavy volume today.

At my age any walkup is slow.

Horsey hanks. Best when shoed.

Done filming. Not many know the meat is sautéed in Mama Riga's Famous Spaghetti Sauce and Drain Cleaner.

So do you have his private cell number handy?

Is manicotti considered a more refined pasta than the more commonplace rigatoni dreck?

Why.....thank you, Ron. That's very thoughtful of you.

You mean like sharing with another IHub member that in your opinion he posts like a copycat Cashew, instead of referring to them in a more honorific manner and just labeling them a naught-for-brains nut!

Tell us you were at least able to mark your place in the book before impact!

"And I have miles to go before I sleep."

It's Friday. Isn't your "Family" supposed to buy stock on Friday? Or is that steak?

How are my favorite little beasties today!

I hear this approach works for Ivy League students also.

Remind me to do a "drive by" at your house. Speed will blur my age lines!

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Of course, the platinum salami remains the leading seller from the Back Door Bargains section of your popular website.

This article reminds me so much of Rig. Did you know he goes thru 7 pairs of seat covers on his favorite dining chair each year?

You'll dance for joy if you get invited to one of Rig's dinner parties and get to watch him squirming in his chair, waiting for the next course to be served to his guests.

Who knew braised wild donkey could become such a succulent ass dish? Rig did!

Okay.....whatever steams your spinach, Popeye!

Better ask Sparkles to confirm that assumption!

Not very fast if you happen to be a stupid human that wants to photograph very, very big gators very close up!

And what does a 15 foot long gator eat? Probably not the golf club owner; more likely the maintenance crew or golfers that may stray in its way.

But know this to be true: that gator will eat whatever it wants, whenever it wants. That's what 15 foot long gators do!

If the major attraction for playing at that particular golf course is to share ground with a very, very big gator........it may be time to exit right and find a golf course with machine gun nests and discreetly hidden snipers placed throughout the course.

What a creative use of metal!

Janice Shell could play Elizabeth; she still has the bloom of youth in her cheeks, though something would have to be done about those yellow-stained fingers that hold her cigarettes.

Do you mean hot woks? Glad to hear you are eating more sensibly.

Got any hot stocks?

Man...can I pick them! Now this time try not to sell at $1.05.

Forbidden love like sheep and stuff?

What day is it?

Sparkles says this is more exciting than when he is taken out by you!

IORG.....she go uppa uppa! Yee haw. To da moon. Yew da man (well....sort of)!

You didn't have him over for dinner by any chance?

A moment of reflection for Kimbo Slice, dead at the age of 42.

Give the varmint a bit of happiness in his unremarkable life.

Coming from you, that is high praise indeed!

IORG is (gasp) over .70. Much greater heights yet to attain! Go Mama Riga!

Call Janice. She needs some new house pets to replace the last bunch that passed away due to "undisclosed" reasons!

You didn't say good morning.

Don't try and give the board a chance to recover.