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This article reminds me so much of Rig. Did you know he goes thru 7 pairs of seat covers on his favorite dining chair each year?

You'll dance for joy if you get invited to one of Rig's dinner parties and get to watch him squirming in his chair, waiting for the next course to be served to his guests.

Who knew braised wild donkey could become such a succulent ass dish? Rig did!