SheldonLevine---Here is S. Sprague's reply:
Hi Barge!!!!
It's always a great pleasure to hear from my FAVORITE WAVOID!! And thanks for your tip regarding the 3-iron. Indeed, I was lifting my right heel a bit too high when bringing the club back. I shot a 79 at Carmel, and birdied the par 3, 215 yard hole, using.....yes, you guessed it, a 3-iron!!! I would have invited you to play with us, but the groundskeeper still remembers the damage you intentionally inflicted on the 9th hole putting green with your spiked shoes. And, yes. I agree with you, there was something suspicious as to how your 3-inch putt on the 9th ended up rolling into the pond; but I'm not sure if it was totally the fault of an allegedly anti-Semitic putting surface.
Who is Sheldon Levine? And why do you believe his real name is Sylvester Jesus? Does he play golf? If so, what's his handicap?
Now Barge! You know very well I can't discuss anything related to Xbox! Everybody knows you have a BIG MOUTH, and you'd e-mail the world with anything I might tell you!
Yes, I appreciate your concern that Sheldon Levine is a very, very serious, no-nonsense person, and that he will very likely find my non-responsive, slightly off-centered reply immature, drearily sophomoric and possibly, God forbid!!! an affront to his well-deserved growing reputation as the Tech Stud of the Snackman(WAVX) board. You might tell Sheldon and the others to think of the last letter of WAVE's four letter stock symbol! Wink, wink, wink!!!!!
Anyway, Barge, keep up the great work! And remember: you're strength has always been your humility and submissive deference to even the most idiotic posters on the board.
By the way, ask Sheldon Levine, if he has a MACRO VIEW of WAVE.
Say hello to Carly for me. I'm thrilled to hear that she has rehired you as her full-time/full-body masseur !!!
Fondly
Steven (soon to be)"Master of the Universe" Sprague
cc: Bill Gates
Harriet Miers
Judge Samuel Alito Jr
Dr. Sidney Finklestein, Director of the Investor's Psychiatric Asylum.