barge, I am not laughing.
I have done nothing but try to explain the myriad of technical details related to this investment, and in return you make a mockery of me.
Be warned: I do not take your sarcasm lightheartedly. From this point forward, we are sworn mortal enemies - and it is not good to have a serious guy like me as an enemy. If we ever meet in person, I will be forced to crush you with a vast array of technical manuals, specification documents, diagrams, and code snippets, in order to defend my honor. A person could suffocate under the weight of all that paper, you know. So for your own safety you should start carrying a snorkel with you at all times, just in case. You never know where I might turn up.
And believe me, I am very, very serious about this.
I am not kidding.
No, really. I mean it.
SL
p.s. Please tell Steve-o that I'm a high-handicapper and that I'm happy to shoot in the 90's. Let me know when you guys need a fourth.