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[goarmy123]

OUCCHHHHHH! Well he could have been a Stiffler! LOL...


Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

[goarmy123]

Yesterday I was in the doctor's waiting room and I heard a ninety-six-year-old man pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive.

'Surely you're imagining things,' said the doctor. 'You're ninety-six years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?'

'Yes,' replied the elderly man, 'that's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good.'