It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
and blamed it on the cost of living.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
What's the speed of dark?
The other night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself,
"Where the heck is the roof?"
The 50-50-90 Rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do your own DD. My post's are in my opinion.