I wish I had an URL for this, or even a better memory. A British Member of Parliament (decades ago) enjoyed taking the floor and making his point with a little poetry.
What is a Commumist?
A Communist is a man who has yearnings
For equal division of unequal earnings.
Fool, or slacker, or drunkard he's willing
To fork over his copper and pocket a shilling.
Cheers, PW.