I'm sorry but Crazy Guggenheim is classic and I think it's time you came out of the closet.
On your short pumper bit, I decided to join your cause... sorta, so I've now got ads planned to run in the help wanted sections in every pink colored daily newspapers I can find, my search for them starts in 'Frisco, offering my services, at .10 US per negatory post, and the same per reply.
How much do ads on QBID's tv cost?