CMKM Diamonds Inc. (fka CMKX)

[janice shell]

You're so silly. They'd just lick your face.

[fung_derf]

There was so much wrong in that post I can't tell ya.
Guess what kids, Aunt Janice is bringing rats for everyone! Ya know, one day those rats will eat your cold dead corpse. You'll be picked so clean you'll make a great Halloween decoration by the time they find you.

[janice shell]

Ed McMahon and Urban are together now, doing their best to keep you happy.

Just give the kids a couple of rats for Christmas. Better than a chihuahua. Seriously. Affectionate and quiet.

[fung_derf]

But it had a little watermark on it, which I can only assume was an Urbie tear.
I know I read here from someone reliable that you being here means I already have won.....but I might be getting that confused with my letter from Ed McMahon.
Guess there will be no puppy under the tree for the kids. ...you're a bit of an expert, can I dress up a rat to look like a Chihuahua?

[janice shell]

That card was just Shorty pulling your leg...

[fung_derf]

Dead as in DEAD???? Boy, my loan officer is not going to be happy to hear this! But, what about the birthday card I got from Urbie recently?

[janice shell]

lol, nothing mysterious. CMKX, the stock, is dead, but the dream of finding Shorty and doing him in is still alive.

[fung_derf]

Wait. What are you trying to say?

[janice shell]

It's amazing, isn't it, that though CMKX is well and truly dead, some Xers are still clinging to some of their beliefs.

And the story is still at the center of what's left of the penny stock universe!

[fung_derf]

Nevermind how they've been! Where is my CMKX check???? They promised me a racecar!
Would you mind reaching out to Frizzy for me to ask him? I'm pretty sure he took some retainer checks he shouldn't have at the very least he could buy me a shrimp dinner.

[Pedro2004]

Hi, Janice...how have you been?
I have been doing my own thing the past few years.

[Pedro2004]

And how have you been?

[goldbarren58]

a party is in order

good to see ya

[janice shell]

Hello, Pedro!

[Pedro2004]

we gotta have a cert burning party sometime

🤣

[Pedro2004]

Frizzell had an agreement that he would get 40% of all recovered assets...plus a lot of "legal expense reimbursement." And there was at least $5 million recovered.

The last CEO -- was Steve his name ?? -- he ended-up with over $100k when they sold the last of the recovered assets.

Kevin took home at least $250k.when he was CEO...plus "office in the home" expenses.





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[Pedro2004]

Hello, Everyone:

I woke up early and I am killing some time.

Same-o, same-o, with me. Still running my business, and staying away from the penny stocks.

[Uncle Melvin]

There is a new staking to the east of Fort a'la Corne that is about three times bigger than the one that covers the main body of kimberlites. Assessment records indicate the group that owns it has spent 10s of millions of dollars exploring. And once again to the east of there another giant block of claims has been staked and another smaller one to the SE that spills into Manitoba. No record exists publicly who staked the big block as it is in the name of a land agent.

[goldbarren58]

so nice to hear

we gotta have a cert burning party sometime

[fung_derf]

Based on the typical penny stock board, this stock is just about ready to make its move. Don't give up! Never sell! The bashers here mean we already have won!....and all that other stuff.

[T1mber]

Great news, good to hear from you again goldbarren. Keeping in contact with our Shelly’s family her grandkids are 🥰

[goldbarren58]

acca killed urban and is doing soft time since Urban was hated so much.
mcturd outlasted Willie , so his life is now complete

[T1mber]

You guys are still here 😮 Calling Goodolboy and goldbarren wth is going on here? Is Acca dead yet, what about McTurds?

[janice shell]

LOLOLOL!!

[goldbarren58]

Your "junk" is probably bigger than his

[fung_derf]

Hmmmm. Herodotus...that's a new one on me, I had to Google him. Is that where the word Hero comes from? You could have said you were Bartleby the Scrivener.
Meanwhile, Tom over on CYDY board still doesn't understand the difference between "barred" and "banned". How dumb are these people?

[janice shell]

I am the Herodotus of CMKX, but only that. The Scribe.

[fung_derf]

Yes, but you made the quote famous.

[janice shell]

I'm afraid it's gonna be a while...

[janice shell]

It was not my promise. It was served at the immortal Party in Vegas. Guests were blown away.

[Eagle1]

When is the cash divies going to hit my account? Been waiting


LOL

[fung_derf]

Well, I don't think its right that you've promised the world bacon wrapped shrimp. The oceans would be empty.

[janice shell]

It began with CMKX, as did so many other penny stock traditions.

[fung_derf]

So then, Frizzy stole them before another thief could.

[Dingbatt]

However I once sent copies of my certs
to that lawyer I think his name was Fissal or something like that.

[Dingbatt]

Uber
unbelieable I had a bounce of stuff stollen out of my house which included those certificates

[fung_derf]

I notice many penny boards talking about bacon wrapped shrimp. Did that start here or have you been spreading the news? Or do all penny stockholders get bacon wrapped shrimp?

[fung_derf]

I hear they make for a lovely fire for s'mores

[sir90]

Thanks for sharing your insights. To your knowledge, can there be any clue of what can be done for shareholders still holding certificates?

[fung_derf]

Dude, I guarantee someone on IHUB would have bought those shares from you.

[fung_derf]

Was Urban driving the truck?

[uber darthium]

My friend that went out and bought a brand new truck he could not possibly afford, only to get it repossessed several weeks later, unable to make a single payment, is going to be so disappointed, but he died last year so I guess he won’t get another new truck. I have his certificates he wanted me to gave before his death. However, I think I either used them as toilet paper or I lined a bird cage with those certs. I think he had some UCAD certs in there too, maybe even ETGMF.

Sterling would be so proud

[janice shell]

Oh, that's SUCH a shame!! Think of them as a metaphor.

[uber darthium]

I made a house out of them. The bacon wrapped shrimp spoiled, unfortunately.

[janice shell]

The original cookies must be pretty stale by now...

[uber darthium]

I thought about making a fire, decorate a Christmas tree, and put some fresh home made cookies out for the driver

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