Replies to post #30101 on A.I.M. Users Bulletin Board (AIMUSERS)

[The Grabber]

Re: SDR Availability

I want a decoder ring too! I have cash!

Sorry Boss!

Picture Tom standing at a lecturn talking about how one obtains an SDR...

In his best John Houseman voice:

"You can only get an SDR the old fashioned way. YOU GRUB IT!"

[OldAIMGuy]

Re: SDR Availability.................

They're forged in the mines of Mordor only on special order.

Secret Decoders are, well, secret. So, we're not allowed to
discuss them on the public forum. We have a special secret
bulletin board where all Secret Decoder Members meet separately
to decide the fate of the world markets.

We've had guest lecturers from time to time at our SDR-AIM-Users
meetings. I'll have to check with Grabber, but I think he was
talking to his old buddy Mr. Buffett about speaking next. After
the lectures, we kick their butts out and go into "closed session."
Can't have those rummies leaking our secrets to the press.

I heard rumor that some conspiracy theorists are now calling us
the "illAIMinati."

Please destroy this note once read.......

Best regards, Tom
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