Replies to post #32588 on The Jailhouse (JAIL)

[Mattu]

I can't read that long of a post. My brain simply won't process it. I'll forget who wrote it and what site I'm on by the time I get to the end. If I'm still awake. Could you summarize in, say, 1-2 sentences?

[greg s]

Jail time extended due to verbal diarrhea.

Take a mega-dose of oral Immodium AD and try again ... this time, more succinctly!

[Mariner*]

O' benevolent benefactor please free me from this mendacious incarceration I implore you! For all that is good and righteous I kneel before you ignominiously, a grimalkin repertoire timorously laid before thee.

Cannot thou hear my internal pugnacious quiverings?

Before my loquacious self is remittent to another reality loosen my bonds so that I might be free, if only for a minute...

[fung_derf]

Geez Linda.....You are one pain in the butt NAG!!! So, now your story changes. It wasn't a time warp after all, but instead a time bomb!!!
IF you ain't bruzzone, you certainly should be! Maybe, instead of posting your request to Matt, you should send it to the FBI, I'm sure they are used to dealing with nutcases such as yourself.

[HhH]

Linda: He meant bru-o-zo-an...

bru·o·zo·an ( P ) Pronunciation Key (br-zn)
n.
Any of various small aquatic animals of the phylum Bruozoa that reproduce by budding and form mosslike or branching colonies permanently attached to ships at sea. Sailors from medieval times claimed that these colonies spoke to them in mysterious and semi-comprehensible languages for unendurable stretches of time. Reportedly the seamen would hurl themselves overboard to escape the incessant noise. Narcolepsy was common on the vessels afflicted by their presence.

PS. I could be wrong.