O' benevolent benefactor please free me from this mendacious incarceration I implore you! For all that is good and righteous I kneel before you ignominiously, a grimalkin repertoire timorously laid before thee.
Cannot thou hear my internal pugnacious quiverings?
Before my loquacious self is remittent to another reality loosen my bonds so that I might be free, if only for a minute...