On a tour of the Middle East I went to the local Camel Market and whilst walking around noticed this little Arab leaning against the wall having a smoke, covered from head to toe in blood.
I asked Musthapha, my guide " What the hell does that guy do??? "
" Oh! thats Abdul the Camel Castrater - he must be having a break."
Just then Abdul throws his ciggie away and goes back inside the building.
Being nosy I followed him back inside and saw him sit on a little stool in between the back legs of a camel. He then picked up a housebrick in each hand and brings them crashing together on the camel's nuts.
" Jeez!!!!" I yelled " Doesn't that hurt???"
" Nah!! " says Abdul " Only if you hold the bricks wrong and you get your thumbs caught in between them!!! "
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