Rants and Raves

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She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde ...

... She tripped over a cordless phone.

... She thought she needed a token to get on
"Soul Train."

... She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said - "concentrate."

... She told me to meet her at the corner of
"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

... She asked for a price check at the Dollar
Store.

... She studied for a blood test.

... When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22
bus twice instead.

... When she went to the airport and saw a sign
that said "Airport Left," she turned around
and went home.

... She sold the car for gas money!