Rants and Raves

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On a tour of the Middle East I went to the local
Camel Market and whilst walking around noticed
this little Arab leaning against the wall having
a smoke, covered from head to toe in blood.

I asked Musthapha, my guide " What the hell does
that guy do??? "

" Oh! thats Abdul the Camel Castrater - he must
be having a break."

Just then Abdul throws his ciggie away and goes
back inside the building.

Being nosy I followed him back inside and saw
him sit on a little stool in between the back
legs of a camel. He then picked up a housebrick
in each hand and brings them crashing together
on the camel's nuts.

" Jeez!!!!" I yelled " Doesn't that hurt???"

" Nah!! " says Abdul " Only if you hold the
bricks wrong and you get your thumbs caught in
between them!!! "