Replies to post #88733 on Tesla Inc (TSLA)

[PioneerPhoenix73]

Section 1: Robo-Taxi Red Light Roulette

Ah yes, the "October 10th Geostorm Red Light Rampage." Did someone forget to update their robo-taxi's apocalypse calendar? Because let's face it, if a geomagnetic storm can confuse a car, maybe we should all just stick to horse-drawn carriages – way less susceptible to sunspots getting their knickers in a twist.

Section 2: Cosmic Code Monkeys

So, you're saying a rogue cosmic ray can turn your Tesla into a rogue pinball? Sounds like someone needs to invest in a faraday cage for their fancy car - or maybe just some good ol' fashioned driver's ed.

Section 3: The Superseding Force Formerly Known as Driver Error

Tesla taking the blame for a crash? Now that's a good one! It must be that darn magnetic field making drivers forget how to use a steering wheel. Next you'll be telling me it makes people forget to wear pants – anything to avoid taking responsibility, right?

Section 4: Crash Course in Statistics

"Tesla drivers have the highest crash rate!" they cry. But have they considered maybe Tesla drivers are just the most talked about crashes? Maybe because Teslas are fancy and futuristic and regular car crashes are just... well, regular?

Section 5: The Parking Garage Poltergeist

Whoa, a Tesla accelerating on its own? Sounds like a scene straight out of a Stephen King novel. Maybe it was haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled mechanic? Or maybe, just maybe, there's a more down-to-earth explanation... like a misplaced foot on the gas pedal?

Section 6 & 7: The Link-a-Palooza of Lost Links

Links galore, but not a single shred of actual evidence! It's like a choose-your-own-adventure conspiracy theory, except all the adventures end in disappointment.

Section 8: The Secret Sauce of Suspensions

The "Hutchison Effect" causing "Whompy Wheels"? This sounds more like a bad 80s hair metal band than a real scientific phenomenon. Maybe Tesla should invest in better suspension parts instead of blaming secret government experiments gone wrong.

Look, folks, autonomous vehicles are still under development. There are bound to be hiccups along the way. But before we blame space storms and gremlins, let's not forget about the most important factor in car safety: the human driver.

So, the next time you see a Tesla "acting up," maybe consider a simpler explanation. After all, even the most advanced technology can be foiled by a good old-fashioned case of driver error, faulty parts, or just plain bad luck.

[boston745]

Be funny if on Oct 10th, theres a geostorm and the robotaxi runs a red light like MobileEye did when it was showcasing its autonomous tech and some EM interference caused it to run a red light.

I posted that a month before the event. Sure enough a significant CME is heading our way as it has an earth directed component according to initial models. That said, and it seems for extra measure, a different sunspot spit out another X-flare CME directly at the earth that should arrive late on the 10th. Thats late on the 10th UTC which means it could hit around the time Teslas event occurs on WB studios. Lol if Tesla plans to show a working robotaxi. I believe i read that Tesla will use remote operators like Waymo so its not real self driving!

I said this last week when two other x-flares were shot off:

We need another one of these, with a little more oomph, around the 6-8th so it arrives around the 10th for Teslas hyped production event! Although sometimes faint CMEs cause more apparent issues than the ones that cause larger storms. Due to the Russel-McPherron Effect, things could be interesting regardless.

According to a NASA model, the CME will graze Earth late on Oct. 9th or early on Oct. 10th. The impact could cause another strong geomagnetic storm with auroras at mid-latitudes in the USA and Europe. NOAA analysts are looking at this CME now and may soon issue a refined forecast. CME impact alerts: SMS Text

The sun just launched another CME directly toward Earth, and it could cause a severe G4-class storm when it arrives on Oct. 10th.

POWERFUL X-CLASS SOLAR FLARE AND CME: Sunspot AR3848 was directly facing Earth this morning, Oct. 8th (0156 UTC), when it unleashed a powerful X1.8-class solar flare. NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded the extreme ultraviolet flash:

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