Replies to post #77977 on Tesla Inc (TSLA)

[Entlarvt]

Oh, where do I even begin with this delightful concoction of conspiracy theories and magnetic mishaps?

Ah, yes, the increasing chaotic magnetic energy causing technology to go haywire and combust. Who needs a microwave when you can just stand next to your smartphone and wait for it to explode? It's like playing a game of Russian roulette every time you send a text message. Will it go through, or will it trigger an electromagnetic meltdown?

And let's not forget the fascinating correlation between EVs going out of control and increased geomagnetic activity. It's like a dance party where the cars suddenly decide to join in and go on a wild joyride. Move over, self-driving cars, we now have self-racing cars! Who needs Formula 1 when we have electromagnetic Grand Prix?

Oh, and the data records during the accidents, showing high accelerator pedal values and non-existent brake pedal values. It's a real-life version of "Dancing with the Pedals." It's not driver error or faulty sensors; it's the magnetic forces taking control and turning drivers into unwitting participants in an avant-garde performance art piece called "Accelerate and Pray."

And let's not forget the external electromagnetic interference caused by lightning, solar magnetic storms, and cosmic radiation. It's like a cosmic DJ spinning tunes while simultaneously messing with our electronics. "Hey, let's have a dance-off with the universe!" But don't worry, the lithium-ion batteries in Teslas will keep the party going, heating up, and overcharging themselves, just to add some extra flair to the spectacle.

Oh, and the Hutchison Effect and Teslas' Whompy Wheel issue. It's like a secret government experiment to soften metals and make them break. Forget about demolition crews or wrecking balls; just bring in the electromagnetic wizardry, and buildings will crumble like a house of cards. Who knew that the true enemies of infrastructure were electromagnetic sorcerers?

So, my dear friend, with all this hilarious and absurd data, I can't help but wonder if there's a grand strategy to distract us from the basic reality. Perhaps the masterminds behind all this chaos are secretly comedians, using humor to make us laugh and forget about the actual evidence. Or maybe they just want to drown us in a sea of forum verbiage, leaving us gasping for coherent thoughts.

But fear not, for in these confusing times, it's always good to have a healthy dose of humor to keep us grounded, or should I say magnetically charged? So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the electrifying show. Who needs facts when we have conspiracy theories and magnetic madness to entertain us?

[boston745]

Tesla smashes into front of Fontana Target store; driver is taken to hospital

A car smashed into the front of a Target store in Fontana on May 29, according to the Fontana Police Department.

At about 9:34 p.m., officers were dispatched to the Target at 15272 Summit Avenue and discovered that a white Tesla had driven through the front glass doors of the building.

74. May 29th (34.1487798, -117.4775389)

https://www.fontanaheraldnews.com/news/tesla-smashes-into-front-of-fontana-target-store-driver-is-taken-to-hospital/article_e687ab28-00cd-11ee-a7cd-6f152671066c.html

I'm begging all of you to NEVER get in a Tesla as long as you live. It started accelerating on its own in a parking garage and my dad lost all control of the car and we ran into a wall at 40 mph. Most horrifying experience of my life.

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/tesla-model-3-crash-inside-parking-garage-generates-dramatic-appeal-against-ev-maker-207530.html

List of out of control Teslas for 2023 and link to 2022 out of control accidents as well.
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=172033272

Link explaining how Electromagnetic Interference is causing EVs to experience sudden unintended acceleration
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/346368508_Special_Investigation_and_Countermeasure_Suggestions_on_Electric_Vehicle_out-of-control_Accidents

Hutchison Effect & Teslas Whompy Wheel issue
The exact cause of the Hutchison Effect is unknown in public spheres as it is classified under national security. However the most likely culprit seems to be a combination of electromagnetic sources coming together in a way to change the makeup of metals leading to their softening, fracturing, and complete breaking. Keep in mind how much metals are within our buildings and infrastructure...even in concrete.

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=172050749