Felt like I was reading a response post to the posts of every semiliterate, junk science peddling, grievance nurturing, rabbit hole plunging, conspiracy theory mongering, hate driven, bigoted, treason weaselly, ass clown who posts here.
Those last two contained in the flames and shrapnel so wonderfully described below.
This is typically where'd I say something like Irony jumped the tracks, careened down the embankment, smashed through a circus, plowed over a mink farm and slammed into the river, where it burst into flames, rolled over, and exploded raining down flaming weasels and burning clown shrapnel over the terrorized countryside but such is that state of our nation that I can only boggle in amazement.