What was he swallowing as you were "talking" poetry near the showers with the creampuff? Maybe I got that backwards: which one of you was the creampuff?
As for the baseball game, I think the jury is still out on that: Sox might get jealous. One thing he should keep in mind, however: merely liking overcharging lawyers does not count for much. It only really matters when he is willing to be the one over charged and still like it.
One final, very unrelated, question since someone on Ihub knows everything: do marshmallows really make one constipated?