The Jailhouse

[fung_derf]

Troy....Since blackbeard has been struck speechless, he asked me to speak in his behalf. He says...
He apologizes for any bad thoughts or words he may have expressed towards you or anyone on IHub. He says that while he appears to be a scrappy, hard-nosed, no-nonsense poster, he is really just a big ol' creampuff! He also told me not to mention, but I think I should anyway, that he has seen your picture and wonders if you would like to go with him to a baseball game as well. He says he just loves, tall, gawky, gray, peculiar looking Texas type lawyers who overcharge for a living.
Again, these are purely his words and not my own. Some poetic licensing may have been taken while he swallowed his chaw and was not completely clear.
Thank you in advance.