LOLOLOLOL Yeah I saw it a few times and was wondering how to characterize it but you did a fine job!!!
Yes, he was paddle boarding (or so he wants us to believe). I also noticed at the end that the door was already open when he walked into the house, which supports our unknown accomplice theory.
We're trying to exhaust all leads but it's looking more and more like the canoeing bladder might need to be called in for questioning along with the emu.
Someone has to be insuring that antique vehicle and if we find out it's Liberty Mutual there's gonna be some hell to pay. ;-)