Just Politics

[janice shell]

Important news!! The TURKEY has a new hobby! He seems to be surfing, although he's doing it in what appears to be a lake. Without waves. So is he, perhaps, paddle boarding? Why would a turkey do either?

Note that this appears to be a DIFFERENT lake; not the one he fished in when he took his camping trip. Now he has a pickup he uses to transport his board. And he has a NEW LAKESIDE HOUSE!!

My GOD what a savage beast!! What new victim--once the proud owner of a lakeside cottage, pickup truck, and a surf or paddle board--has he eliminated to sate the cravings once harmlessly satisfied with a few puffs of nicotine-laden smoke?

Talk about a COLD TURKEY!! This new commercial is truly CHILLING!!