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frankie_fillet

08/22/06 1:30 PM

#16926 RE: Newly2b #16923

yeah that was it... sure sweetie, now can ya get me a beer... you blocking my view of the volley ball court..


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Churak

08/22/06 1:34 PM

#16927 RE: Newly2b #16923

It's obvious to me why God created Eve after He created Adam -- it was an attempt to get the job done right!

That's not the way I heard it..GOD created Adam, and was pleased. Adam, on the other hand, got a little bored. So GOD, in His infinite wisdom, created Eve, and called to Adam.
"Adam," said GOD, "I saw that you needed some company, and so I created Woman, and named her Eve." "God", said Adam, "what is Woman?" "Well, Adam, she is a companion for you," the Lord replied. "But what do I do with her?", Adam asked. "Well," said GOD, "First you should kiss her!" "God?" asked Adam. "What is a KISS??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve, pucker up your lips, and give a little smack." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off.

Soon he came back, smiling. "God," he said, that was good!" "Now," said GOD, "I want you to HUG Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a HUG??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve, put your arms around her and give her a little squeeze." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back, smiling even more. "God," he said, that was GOOD!"

"Now," said GOD, "I want you to MAKE OUT with Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a MAKING OUT??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve and give her LOTS of hugs and kisses." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back, smiling even MORE. "God," he said, that was GREAT!"

"Now," said GOD, "I want you to MAKE LOVE to Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a MAKING LOVE??" "Well," said GOD, and he explained this to Adam. "Okay," said Adam. And he went off.

Soon he came back, "God?" asked Adam. "What is a HEADACHE???"

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Paulie Cashews

08/22/06 2:26 PM

#16941 RE: Newly2b #16923

You are incorrect, ma'am. We do need to ban women there.

Your female-dominated iHub boards incorporate such out-of-touch practices as paying for ass-pads so bloated cows can get fatter without any additional discomfort, offering a coffee station that is stocked with PMS teas and banishing sports talk around the water cooler.

Simply put, a man needs a quiet place to discuss what's on his mind, without the questioning or ridicule he'd encounter at home or work.

I can't imagine a woman would want to participate in a discussion such as the one we had last night:

For two hours, we bantered about the simple joy of successfully getting someone to "Pull my finger", accompanied by the releasing of flatulence at just the correct moment.



Click here: Aren't you glad your pic isn't in the Member's Gallery?

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By Any Other Name

08/22/06 2:38 PM

#16949 RE: Newly2b #16923

Fred may also understand the following.

Q: How does woman spell sex
A: L O V E

Q: How does man spell love
A: S E X

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