Middle School Playground

[Paulie Cashews]

You are incorrect, ma'am. We do need to ban women there.

Your female-dominated iHub boards incorporate such out-of-touch practices as paying for ass-pads so bloated cows can get fatter without any additional discomfort, offering a coffee station that is stocked with PMS teas and banishing sports talk around the water cooler.

Simply put, a man needs a quiet place to discuss what's on his mind, without the questioning or ridicule he'd encounter at home or work.

I can't imagine a woman would want to participate in a discussion such as the one we had last night:

For two hours, we bantered about the simple joy of successfully getting someone to "Pull my finger", accompanied by the releasing of flatulence at just the correct moment.



Click here: Aren't you glad your pic isn't in the Member's Gallery?