Middle School Playground

[Churak]

It's obvious to me why God created Eve after He created Adam -- it was an attempt to get the job done right!

That's not the way I heard it..GOD created Adam, and was pleased. Adam, on the other hand, got a little bored. So GOD, in His infinite wisdom, created Eve, and called to Adam.
"Adam," said GOD, "I saw that you needed some company, and so I created Woman, and named her Eve." "God", said Adam, "what is Woman?" "Well, Adam, she is a companion for you," the Lord replied. "But what do I do with her?", Adam asked. "Well," said GOD, "First you should kiss her!" "God?" asked Adam. "What is a KISS??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve, pucker up your lips, and give a little smack." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off.

Soon he came back, smiling. "God," he said, that was good!" "Now," said GOD, "I want you to HUG Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a HUG??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve, put your arms around her and give her a little squeeze." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back, smiling even more. "God," he said, that was GOOD!"

"Now," said GOD, "I want you to MAKE OUT with Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a MAKING OUT??" "Well," said GOD, "You go up to Eve and give her LOTS of hugs and kisses." "Okay," said Adam. And he went off. Soon he came back, smiling even MORE. "God," he said, that was GREAT!"

"Now," said GOD, "I want you to MAKE LOVE to Eve." "God?" asked Adam. "What is a MAKING LOVE??" "Well," said GOD, and he explained this to Adam. "Okay," said Adam. And he went off.

Soon he came back, "God?" asked Adam. "What is a HEADACHE???"

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