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wow_happens28

04/02/15 3:15 PM

#20917 RE: mnfats #20916

One afternoon Howard accidentally overturned his golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a condo on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,

"Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Howard, and I’m okay, thanks," he replied.

"Howard, forget your troubles. Come up to my condo and rest for awhile, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and so persuasive. . .and Howard was weak.

"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "but my wife . won't like it."

After a glass of scotch, and some very creative putting lessons demonstrated by Elizabeth, he thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be . really upset."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Probably still under the cart!" Howard said.
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EZ2

04/09/15 9:59 AM

#20935 RE: mnfats #20916

Muslim Tribute Band

Subject: Muslim Tribute Band


I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque in London. They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant. They performed songs like “Losing my head over you”, “Rocket Launcher Man”, “You’re six, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine”.

Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!!

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

Well, that was when the trouble started.
Those pricks have no sense of humor!