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Muslim Tribute Band

Subject: Muslim Tribute Band


I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at a Mosque in London. They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant. They performed songs like “Losing my head over you”, “Rocket Launcher Man”, “You’re six, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine”.

Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!!

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

Well, that was when the trouble started.
Those pricks have no sense of humor!