Loop re running and taking over IDCC
Damn you finally figured it all out. Corp_Buyer, Gordon Kleco, Carl Ichan, myself, and several others are indeed planning to take over IDCC at ridiculously cheap prices from the idiot shareholders, and run it how we see fit. I am really not a mere accounting teacher. I am actually a super corporate raider, who has taken over numerous companies in the past, and I now have IDCC clearly in my sights.
My problem is that I am not sure exactly what position I want. I am debating between COB, CEO, COO, CFO, or head of Investor Relations. I think that I am equally qualified for all these positions, but so does Corp_Buyer. We’ll probably have to duke it out to see who gets what position. However we both will be on the Compensation Committee, as we definitely plan to keep the gravy train going, especially to each other.
I think several of us raiders will fight it out for the reinstated COO position, since that is the most cush job at IDCC, and everyone is qualified for that one. We were considering you for Chief Legal Counsel. However since you have been opposing our takeover, I regret to inform you that you will not be offered employment by us. If you leave the legal profession, you might want to consider writing spin for political candidates. If you can spin Harry into being a good guy and a hero, you can spin anything.
DannyD if you are thinking about coming out of retirement and vying for the CEO position, you better think again. Even though you have the necessary and overriding qualification of being an ass lately, you still can not play in our sandbox. We are against anyone who latched onto and figured out our elaborate conspiracy, no matter how bad you might be at public speaking?
We were considering Mschere for Chief Technology Officer, but he has opposed the takeover also, so no job for him either. Since Data Rox was also part of the take-over plot, he will be appointed CTO. However he will have to decide between us or Qualcomm, he can not be CTO of both due to conflict of interest.
Jimlur will be appointed Director of Transportation, although he doesn’t know it yet. That’s his reward for maintaining these IDCC message boards over the years. We are not quite sure what he will transport yet, but protocol stacks and smart antennas are my guess at this point.
I like the shape and direction of the new and improved IDCC already. I can’t wait until we get our greedy hands around this company. We will not listen to shareholders, so don’t ever try to email us with suggestions or even call. Are you ready for some Monday night takeover? Get ready, I said get ready, get ready for some TAKEOVER!
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