haha I don't even smoke cigarettes much less crack (too cheap to spend money on intangible things). Alcohol? haven't had a sip since about 4 years ago when at a party they were doing henny and tequila shots. I can't even stand the smell of it now. If anything kills me it'll be the 6 - 8 diet cokes I drink a day (sometimes more when going out and getting free refills!) Oddly, just had my eyes examined a month ago. Hoping I just strained them when I got sick. ugh @ getting older :(