Monk's Den

[J.C.N.]

Read Post #157160 and then 157174 before this Roast Post.

Then you decide to hitchhike to Alaska where you are going to strike it rich panning for Gold. Still 19 your puberty and beard are going to grow together.

You meet a nice girl named Helga from Bannf New FUNDland and decide your going to make it in an over the counter hedge fund but then realize they don't allow Over The HEDGE HOPPERS in Alaska. Your hopes dished you drag Helga with you to a little town outside Spokeandwheel,Washington.

There you settle for what you feel is going to be a wonderful friendship,relationship, Queen Mary ship. Helga is lovely, wonderful and everything you could want in a size 19 girl. Your still 19 and the year has been tremendously difficult and over 388 days long by now.

You wish Helga well kiss her on the hand and bid farewell to your dream boat Helga. You meet a guy in an elevator and he unhypnotizes you and you realize Helga was not a size 2 but really was a size 19. Egad. You run for your life.

You are non committed until later in life....that is of course in the next post or two.