Replies to post #157200 on Monk's Den

[Monk]

I'm on the edge of my seat....

[sidesh0wb0b]

i cant count that high sir

[BerryBuck]

The riders ride, into the night, into the west
To see who's gun's the best,
They're all fools, to live by rules,
The rider wearing black,
You know he's gonna Shoot You In The Back

The horseman turns, the wound that burns,
The awful pain, the crimson rain,
Got to realize, before he dies,
The rider wearing black,
You know he's gonna Shoot You In The Back

It's suicide, to live on pride,
You claim you own, your skin your bone,
Your own life, cuts you like a knife,
The rider wearing black,
He's gonna he's gonna Shoot You In The Back

[J.C.N.]

Read Post #157160 then 157174 then 157200 before this Roast Post.

Then you hit rock bottom. You hear from a guy who just got out of the joint that there is a place you can make fast cash, quick money, real bread.

You lay out $51.32 and he tells you of a place called Raging Bullinachinashop. You are hooked. You sign up under the alias DippyDonna and start reading everything you can get your hands on.

You read Vogue,Boy's Life,Guidepost,Runway Models then someone says hey if your signed up on RagingB why don't you read about stocks instead of those Business Magazines.

You start learning from the best on RagingBs about who to trust and when to buy stock. You find your best friends there are Larry the Lemon, Coyote Carol, CudaCrapDaddy and CougarMike.

You break into your grandma's piggy bank that she was going to donate to the New Jersey Policeman's Breakdancers and steal $1453 at the age of 19. Three days before you turn 21.

Still on a jelly roll you are ready to invest it....you call a broker and then....