THE MONK WEEKEND ROAST with MC Billy JACKHAMMER Part Dux Cont.
Then we find you attending College at William and Mary Ann's girls boarding school at 19.
Sister Mary Elephant the Headmaster makes you write on the board 5000 times "I will not dunk my donuts in 7-11 coffee or push defenseless girls off the playground MONKEE bars."
You are reprimanded 17 times for trying to write a school paper on the MONK MACDaddy when you knew nothing about crossword puzzles.
You flunked out and are sent home confused and dazed...a pitiful worthless non-chartist.