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Some interesting but useless things to think about, lol.....
>
> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
>
> A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
>
> A shrimp's heart is in their head.
>
> People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when
> you sneeze, your
> heart
> stops for a mili-second.
>
> In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80
> years, no one
> reported
> a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the
> sand (or
> attempted
> to
> do so - apart from Bones ).
>
> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into
> the sky.
>
> A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
>
> Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
> Alphabetti Spaghetti
> especially for the German market that consisted solely
> of little
> pasta swastikas.
>
> On average, a human being will have sex more than
> 3,000 times and spend
> two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
>
> More than 50% of the people in the world have never
> made or received a
> telephone call.
>
> Rats and horses can't vomit.
>
> The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to
> be the toughest
> tongue twister in the English language.
>
> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you
> try to suppress
> a
> sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or
> neck and die. If
> you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
>
> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats
> could have over
> million descendants.
>
> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
> bacteria in
> your ear by 700 times.
>
> If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why
> does Title 14,
> Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
> implemented on July
> 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any
> contact with
> extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
>
> In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
> somewhere.
>
> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
>
> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads
> for dating are
> already married
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
> 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
> people sitting on
> them
> and photocopying their buttocks.
>
> In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
> sleeping, eat 70
> assorted insects and 10 spiders
>
> Most lipstick contains fish scales.
>
> Cat's urine glows under a black-light
>
> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
> different.
>
> Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick
> their elbow