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On the first day of their honeymoon, the blonde
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> > >>bride slipped into a sexy, but sweet nightie.
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> > >>With great anticipation she got into bed, only to
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> > >>realize that her new Catholic husband had
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> > >>settled down on the couch.
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> > >>When she asked him why he was not
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> > >>going to make love to her, he replied,
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> > >>"Because it's Lent."
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> > >>Almost in tears, she said, "Well, that
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> > >>is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!
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> > >>Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"