There was this couple that had been married for
> 20 years. Every time they made love the husband
> always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after
> 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
> figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
> So one night, while they were in the middle of a
> wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
> the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband
> was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a
> vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one".
> She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
> bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be
> lying to me all of these years? You better explain
> yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the
> eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy...
> you explain the kids"...
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