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Telephonics   Thursday, 10/18/07 09:16:02 AM
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An Einstein Theory


March 19, 2007 was Einstein's birthday. He would have

been 128. Few people remember that the Nobel

Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,

after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because

she was well endowed. He postulated that if you

are attracted to women with large breasts,

the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA

connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of

Relative Titty.


Have a good day,



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