Rants and Raves

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A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to
town. As he was going down the road three Hillbillies
were standing beside the road hitchhiking. The farmer
picked them up, one Hillbilly got in the front and
the other two Hillbillies got in the back. As they were
going over the hill the brakes went out on the truck.
The farmer couldn't stop the truck and they went into
the pond at the bottom.

The farmer and the Hillbilly that was up front come
up out of the water a minute later. They kept waiting
for the two in the back to come up. The farmer said,
"I wonder where they are?"

The Hillbilly said, "Maybe they drowned."

About five minutes later they come up gasping for
breath. The farmer asked, "What the Hell took you so
long?"

The two Hillbillies said, "We had a devil of a time
getting that tailgate open!"