Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had
done all the work on his house. "You did a great job."
he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to
thank-you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to
dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the
painter. Thinking the man had forgotten something he
asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"

"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your
missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."